You sit down, having pushed the body (don't worry about the body) under the bed. The screaming and stomping is getting really close. You pretend like you're just bored, sitting against a wall.
The cell door opens, and you hear the guard sigh. He throws a teal blur into your cell, shakes his head, and then walks away.
You let out a sigh of relief, it turns out pretending a thing doesn't exist works really well! Unfortunately, the teal puddle sits back up and stares at you.
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