You decide that if you're going to party, you have to get there in style. You start to moonwalk to the bar. It isn't that far away, and it's not that much slower, but it is more dangerous, which as we all know is way cooler.
As you moonwalk across the intersection, you realize that you need to tell someone how absolutely fucking cool you're being, and you notice that Nixdra is currently online. You grin and hit that button, knowing that Nixdra is going to be extremely blown away by your awesome style.
-- terminallyTorpedo [TT] began trolling pragmaticTactician [PT] at 19:13 --
TT: NIX OWO TT: H3Y NIX OWO TT: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX OWO PT: yeX? TT: GU355 WHA7 IM DOING OWO PT: what'X that? TT: MOONWALKING IN FUCKING 7RAFFIC BAYB33 OWO TT: IM 5O FUCKING COOL OWO PT: that'X nice. PT: wait, hOld On. TT: WHA7?? OWO PT: why? XtOp that, that iX a bad idea. TT: 7HI5 I5 7H3 B357 ID3A FUCKA55 OWO PT: yOu're gOing tO get hurt, very bad idea. TT: BLUH BLUH BLUH YOUR3 GONNA HUR7 YOUR53LF MIKALA OWO TT: IM GOING 7O 7H3 BAR AR3 YOU BU5Y? OWO PT: i'm alwayX buXy, mikala. TT: WHA7CHA DOISDFLKNA5DLKNA5DLKNA5D OWO PT: i dOn't knOw what that meanX. PT: mikala? PT: did yOu get hurt? TT: Y35 FUCK YOU OWO PT: Okay fine, i'll cOme help yOu. TT: YAY I75 A DA73 7H3N FUCKA55 >>:D OWO PT: abXOlutely nOt a date. TT: AB5OLU73LY A DA73 OWO TT: WHA7 AR3 YOU 3V3N DOING IM 5O BOR333333333333333D OWO PT: nOthing anymOre, yOu made me XtOp. TT: FIN3 DUNKA55 WHA7 W3R3 YOU DOING B3FOR3 7HE AMAZING MIKALA GRAC3D YOU WI7H MY PR353NC3 OWO PT: why did yOu Xwap perXpectiveX? that waX weird. TT: OH MY FUCKING GOG CAN7 A BI7CH B3 DRAMA7IC??? OWO PT: i dOn't knOw. TT: (I CAN) OWO TT: AND I WILL OWO PT: then yeX, i XuppOXe. TT: AND YOU CANNO7 57OP M3 OWO TT: AR3 YOU MAKING FUCKING PLAN5 AGAIN OWO TT: 57RA75 3V3N?? OWO PT: Okay, gOtta gO XO i can get ready tO leave, Xee yOu XOOn. TT: BLUHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY 533 YOU 7H3R3 N3RD OWO
-- pragmaticTactician [PT] ceased trolling terminallyTorpedo [TT] at 19:25 --
You rub your head and crack your neck then shake off the dirt and grass from your hair. You feel your face get warmer, then start walking normally to the bar, trying to avoid looks from the other people around you.