You have an urge to imagine yourself as the master of the universe. Unfortunately you have absolutely no idea what that means. You instead imagine yourself as the coolest character you know of, Troll Death the Kid.

He holds his guns upside down and also they are hot ladies. Man you wish you had guns that were also hot ladies. That would be so fucking cool. You do decide to try and hold your guns upside down the next time you use them though, that is also pretty sick. Also probably pretty dangerous, which as we've learned increases your coolness rating by at least 20 points.

You stop thinking, then realize you ended up in the middle of a park that is not at all on the way to the bar you were going to. You sigh, then head back. You just want some soporifics after a long day of being super fucking cool and awesome.

As you step back onto the sidewalk, you hear a loud noise in the direction that you are already going. It sounds like screaming, and also explosions.