Nixdra: Walk Into The Faygo Store To Buy Clothes, Then Answer Your Phone.


You get the sudden urge to buy clothes at the Faygo Store, and then answer the messages from (presumably) Mikala. You have a sneaking suspicion that this idea is incredibly stupid, but the voices have never let you down before. You shrug, then walk into the store.

As you go down the aisles, you casually pull out your palmhusk, and as you expected, you have several missed messages from Mikala. After reading the messages while continuing to look for clothes for some reason, you decide to respond.

-- terminallyTorpedo [TT] began trolling pragmaticTactician [PT] at 21:32 --
TT: NIX OWO
TT: NIIIIIIIIIX OWO
TT: OKAY FUCKA55 7HI5 ISN7 FUCK3N FUNNY YOU B3773R NO7 HAV3 5HOWN 7H3 FUCK UP OWO
TT: I 5W3AR 7O FUCK IF YOU G37 CORP53D I AM GOING 7O FUCKING KILL YOU, GO7 I7 DUMBA55??? OWO
TT: BLUHHHHHHHHH WHA73V3R JU57 M355AG3 M3 WH3N YOU CAN MAN I HA73 7HI5 OWO
-- [TT] ceased trolling [PT] at 21:55 --

-- pragmaticTactician [PT] began trolling terminallyTorpedo [TT] at 22:06 --
PT: hellO, yeX, i'm here.
PT: hOw wOuld i pOXXibly get cOrpXed?
PT: yOu knOw whO i am, right?
TT: 7OOK YOU LONG 3NOUGH 7O R35POND FUCKA55 OWO
TT: YOU R3ALIZ3 7H3R35 A FUCK3N CORP53 PAR7Y GOING ON RIGH7?? OWO
TT: GO HOM3 OWO
PT: what? why? i'm juXt at the faygO XtOre.
PT: the peOple demanded it.
TT: NIX WHA7 7H3 FUCK AR3 YOU 7ALKING ABOU7??? OWO
TT: DON7 YOU H3AR 7H3 FUCK3N MU5IC?? AND 7H3 3XPLO5ION5??? OWO
PT: nO? evidently nOt.
PT: y'knOw, the peOple wanted me tO try and buy clOtheX here.
TT: WHY DO 7H3Y WAN7 YOU 7O BUY CLO7H35 A7 7H3 FAYGO 57OR3??? OWO
PT: i dOn't knOw, i waX very cOnfuXed.
PT: anyway, i gueXX i'll juXt gO hOme?
TT: OH YOUR3 NO7 GOING 7O 7RY AND COM3 UP WI7H 5OM3 KIND OF 5ICK PLAN? MAYB3 7O 5AV3 M3??? OWO
PT: yOu wOuld never admit yOu need Xaving, even if yOu did.
PT: let alOne frOm me.
PT: i'm pretty Xure yOu can't admit yOu need my help. like phyXically can't.
TT: AWWW YOU KNOW M3 5O W3LL OWO
TT: Y35 I LI73RALLY CAN7 I WILL DI3 OWO
PT: i thOught XO.
PT: XO dO yOu need help, Or wOuld it be a maXXive waXte Of time?
TT: W3LL I DON7 NO7 MAYB3 N33D H3LP OWO
TT: 7H3 MU5IC I4 V3RY LOUD AND 7H3 FIR3 I5 V3RY HO7 AND I7 WOULD B3 COOL 7O CULL 5OM3 CLOWN5 OWO
PT: iX that yOur plan? XOundX terrible, i'll be there XOOn.
TT: FUCK YOU MY PLAN5 AR3 AW35OM3 AL5O 7HANK5 I GU355 OWO
-- [PT] ceased trolling [TT] at 22:21 --



After that conversation, and while still having found no clothes at the faygo store, you decide that the voices might have been messing with you a little bit. However, they did point you in the correct direction and now you know that you probably should try to figure out a way to help Mikala before she gets herself killed.