Mikala: Go where you wanted, but with a MOONWALK!


You decide that if you're going to party, you have to get there in style. You start to moonwalk to the bar. It isn't that far away, and it's not that much slower, but it is more dangerous, which as we all know is way cooler.

As you moonwalk across the intersection, you realize that you need to tell someone how absolutely fucking cool you're being, and you notice that Nixdra is currently online. You grin and hit that button, knowing that Nixdra is going to be extremely blown away by your awesome style.

-- terminallyTorpedo [TT] began trolling pragmaticTactician [PT] at 19:13 --
 TT: NIX OWO
TT: H3Y NIX OWO
TT: NIIIIIIIIIX OWO
 PT: yeX?
 TT: GU355 WHA7 IM DOING OWO
 PT: what'X that?
 TT: MOONWALKING IN FUCK3N 7RAFFIC BAYB33 OWO
TT: IM 5O FUCK3N COOL OWO
 PT: that'X nice.
PT: wait, hOld On.
 TT: WHA7??? OWO
 PT: why? XtOp that, that iX a bad idea.
 TT: 7HI5 I5 7H3 B357 ID3A FUCKA55 OWO
 PT: yOu're gOing tO get hurt, very bad idea.
 TT: BLUH BLUH BLUH YOUR3 GONNA HUR7 YOUR53LF MIKALA OWO
TT: IM GOING 7O 7H3 BAR AR3 YOU BU5Y??? OWO
 PT: i'm alwayX buXy mikala. TT: WHA7CHA 3V3N DOINA5D;LJA5D;LJA5D;LJA5D;JA5LDKJHA5D OWO
 PT: i dOn't knOw what that meanX.
PT: mikala?
PT: did yOu get hurt?
 TT: Y35 FUCK YOU OWO
 PT: Okay fine, i'll cOme help yOu.
 TT: YAY I75 A DA73 7H3N FUCKA55 >>:D OWO
 PT: abXOlutely nOt a date.
 TT: AB5OLU73LY A DA73 OWO
TT: WHA7 AR3 YOU 3V3N DOING RIGH7 NOW IM 5O BOR333333333D OWO
 PT: nOthing anymOre, yOu made me XtOp.
 TT: FIN3 DUNKA55 WHA7 W3R3 YOU DOING B3FOR3 7H3 AMAZING MIKALA GRAC3D YOU WITH MY PR353NC3??? OWO
 PT: why did yOu Xwap perXpectiveX? that waX weird.
 TT: OH MY FUCK3N GOG CAN7 A BI7CH B3 DRAMA7IC??? OWO
 PT: i dOn't knOw.
 TT: (I CAN) OWO
TT: AND I WILL OWO
 PT: then yeX, i XuppOXe.
 TT: AND YOU CANNO7 57OP M3 OWO
TT: AR3 YOU MAKING FUCK3N PLAN5 AGAIN OWO
TT: 57RA75 3V3N OWO
 PT: Okay, gOtta gO XO i can get ready tO leave, Xee you XOOn.
 TT: BLUHHHHHHHHH FIN3 533 YOU LA73R OWO
 -- [PT] ceased trolling [TT] at 19:25 --


You rub your head and crack your neck then shake off the dirt and grass from your hair. You feel your face get warmer, then start walking normally to the bar, trying to avoid looks from the other people around you.