You finally finished working on those files that Mikala sent you. Given that the sun is finally setting again, you decide that now is probably a good idea to get in contact with Mikala. Against my very persistent insistence to the contrary.
You could do literally anything else.
You could catch up with Khepri. It's been a while since you two have chatted hasn't it?
Okay, well I guess you're doing this. You open Trollian and send the message.
-- pragmaticTactician [PT] began trolling terminallyTorpedo [TT] at 19:45 --
PT: mikala, i've finished lOOking thrOugh the fileX, are yOu free?
TT: I M3AN YEAH I GU355 I JU57 WOKE UP OWO
TT: WHA7 7H3 FUCK I5 UP ANY 5ICK 7UN35 OWO
PT: cOOl, perfect timing then.
PT: XO, nO, nO Xick tuneX.
PT: it'X a game.
TT: WHA7 7H3 FUCK I DON7 7HINK IV3 3V3R B33N 5O DI55APOIN73D IN MY LIF3 OWO
PT: wait weren't yOu the One that tOld me...
PT: yOu knOw what? nOt impOrtant.
PT: yeX, yeX it iX a game.
TT: WHA7 KIND OF GAM3 I5 I7? DID YOU IN57ALL I7? OWO
PT: nO i'm nOt Xtupid. nO way i'm juXt putting Xhit On my huXktOp, i'd need like at leaXt twO virtual machineX. yOu knOw juXt hOw much impOrtant infO iX On here, right?
TT: WHA7 DO YOU HAV3 ON 7HA7 HU5K7OP 7HA75 5O FUCKING IMPOR7AN7 OWO
PT: yOu already knOw i keep Xeveral digitized verXiOnX Of all Of my backupX On here. never tOO prepared.
TT: RIGH7 5OM3HOW I K33P FORG377ING YOU DO 5HI7 LIK3 7HA7 7H3N I A5K YOU AND YOU R3MIND M3 AND I75 HILARIOU5 3V3RY 7IM3 OWO
TT: HOW DO YOU 3V3N HAV3 5PAC3 FOR 7HA7? OWO
TT: DID YOU A7 L3A57 FIGUR3 OU7 WHA7 7H3 3RROR WA5 I 57ILL CAN7 IN57ALL 7H3 FUCKING 7HING
PT: Xeveral eXternal driveX. like. a lOt. XO fucking many.
PT: yeX thOugh, i figured Out the iXXue.
PT: had tO literally like... rip XOme Of the cOde apart and redO it, it waX a meXX.
PT: yOu dOn't care abOut that thOugh, dOeXn't matter.
PT: lOOkX pretty intereXting, i did a bit Of digging.
TT: PAR7 OF M3 I5 CURIOU5 BU7 AL5O FUCK 7HA7 5OUND5 BORING A5 5HI7 5O FUCK I7 OWO
TT: MAYB3 I CAN BULLY 5I7HI5 7O 7ALK 7O YOU ABOU7 I7 LA73R OWO
PT: i mean it cOuld be fun even juXt fOr a way tO kill XOme time. it can hOXt a tOn Of clientX, we cOuld make it a whOle big thing. makeX me XOcialize mOre, iXn't that yOur whOle thing lately?
TT: Y3AH YOU N33D 7O M337 MOR3 P3OPL3 YOU FUCKING N3RDA55 OWO
TT: IF YOU 57R355 YOUR53LF 7O D3A7H ILL B3 BOR3D AND I CAN7 FUCKING D3AL WI7H 7HA7 OWO
PT: Okay, then i'll get XOme kind Of memO tOgether in a bit. i already have a few ideaX aX tO whO i'm gOing tO invite.
TT: WAI7 WHO 7H3 FUCK DO YOU KNOW 7O INVI73 OWO
PT: yOu'd be XurpriXed at hOw many OtherX i actually knOw.
PT: like yOur perceptiOn Of me iX fair, dOn't get me wrOng.
PT: but at the Xame time, i'm nOt antiXOcial, it juXt helpX tO get me gOing abOut the right thingX.
TT: Y3AH 7HA75 WHA7 YOU ALWAY5 5AY N3RDA55 OWO
TT: ANYWAY I DON7 WAN7 I7 7O JU57 B3 M3 AND YOUR N3RD FRI3ND5 5O YOU B3773R L37 M3 ADD P3OPL3 7OO OWO
PT: yeah yeah, like i Xaid, the game lOOkX like it can hOXt XOme pretty gOOd numberX, have a little faith.
TT: AIGH7 5OUND5 GOOD OWO
TT: AL5O 7HASADKLMNASDLKN
TT: 7HANASDLKNASDLKNASDLKNASDLKNASDLKN
TT: FUCK YOU OWO
TT: WAY 7O L3AV3 M3 HANGING FUCKA55 OWO
TT: DID YOU GO AND FUCKING DI3? OWO
TT: FUCK55 BLINK 7WIC3 IF YOUR3 NO7 D3AD OWO
TT: DON7 MAK3 M3 COM3 7O YOUR HIV3 AND 57AR7 MOVING 5HI7 AROUND OWO
PT: relaX, yOu keep acting like thiX iX the firXt time i've dOne thiX.
PT: thiX iX like... the fOurth time in the paXt three dayX i've dOne thiX.
TT: LOOK I WORRY AND BY 7HA7 I M3AN MIND YOUR FUCKING BU5IN355 OWO
PT: relaX, yOu keep acting like thiX iX the firXt time i've dOne thiX.
PT: thiX iX like... the fOurth time in the paXt three dayX i've dOne thiX.
TT: LOOK I WORRY AND BY 7HA7 I M3AN MIND YOUR FUCKING BU5IN355 OWO
PT: Okay, i'm gOing tO figure Out the memO nOw. dOn't aXXume i'm dead.
TT: OH WAI7 OWO
TT: YOUR3 57ILL UP 7O CA7CHING 7H3 5HOW WI7H M3 7ONIGH7 RIGH7? OWO
PT: that tOtally iX tOnight, iXn't it?
PT: Okay nevermind, memO tOmOrrOw.
TT: CAN7 W3 DO BO7H? OWO
TT: FUCK HOW LONG DO YOU 3XP3C7 A M3MO 7O 7AK3 7HI5 I5 WHY I CALL YOU A FUCKING N3RD OWO
PT: iX that what yOu want me tO dO, Xupreme OverbOXX mikala?
PT: i feign all cOntrOl tO yOu, fOr yOu clearly knOw what tO dO.
TT: I COULD G37 U53D 7O 7HI5 OWO
TT: Y35 7HA75 WHA7 I WAN7 YOU 7O DO YOU FUCKING N3RD I5 7HA7 7OO MUCH 7O A5K OF YOU? OWO
TT: (IF YOU 5AY Y35 I WILL P3R5ONALLY 5HOW UP 7O YOUR HIV3 AND FUCK YOUR 5HI7 UP) OWO
PT: nO, i'm perfectly capable, Xupreme OverbOXX mikala.
PT: i'll get On it nOw.
TT: GOOD 70 KNOW OWO
TT: H3AR FROM YOU 5OON 7H3N FUCKA55 OWO
-- [TT] ceased trolling [PT] at 21:10 --
PT: mikala, i've finished lOOking thrOugh the fileX, are yOu free?
TT: I M3AN YEAH I GU355 I JU57 WOKE UP OWO
TT: WHA7 7H3 FUCK I5 UP ANY 5ICK 7UN35 OWO
PT: cOOl, perfect timing then.
PT: XO, nO, nO Xick tuneX.
PT: it'X a game.
TT: WHA7 7H3 FUCK I DON7 7HINK IV3 3V3R B33N 5O DI55APOIN73D IN MY LIF3 OWO
PT: wait weren't yOu the One that tOld me...
PT: yOu knOw what? nOt impOrtant.
PT: yeX, yeX it iX a game.
TT: WHA7 KIND OF GAM3 I5 I7? DID YOU IN57ALL I7? OWO
PT: nO i'm nOt Xtupid. nO way i'm juXt putting Xhit On my huXktOp, i'd need like at leaXt twO virtual machineX. yOu knOw juXt hOw much impOrtant infO iX On here, right?
TT: WHA7 DO YOU HAV3 ON 7HA7 HU5K7OP 7HA75 5O FUCKING IMPOR7AN7 OWO
PT: yOu already knOw i keep Xeveral digitized verXiOnX Of all Of my backupX On here. never tOO prepared.
TT: RIGH7 5OM3HOW I K33P FORG377ING YOU DO 5HI7 LIK3 7HA7 7H3N I A5K YOU AND YOU R3MIND M3 AND I75 HILARIOU5 3V3RY 7IM3 OWO
TT: HOW DO YOU 3V3N HAV3 5PAC3 FOR 7HA7? OWO
TT: DID YOU A7 L3A57 FIGUR3 OU7 WHA7 7H3 3RROR WA5 I 57ILL CAN7 IN57ALL 7H3 FUCKING 7HING
PT: Xeveral eXternal driveX. like. a lOt. XO fucking many.
PT: yeX thOugh, i figured Out the iXXue.
PT: had tO literally like... rip XOme Of the cOde apart and redO it, it waX a meXX.
PT: yOu dOn't care abOut that thOugh, dOeXn't matter.
PT: lOOkX pretty intereXting, i did a bit Of digging.
TT: PAR7 OF M3 I5 CURIOU5 BU7 AL5O FUCK 7HA7 5OUND5 BORING A5 5HI7 5O FUCK I7 OWO
TT: MAYB3 I CAN BULLY 5I7HI5 7O 7ALK 7O YOU ABOU7 I7 LA73R OWO
PT: i mean it cOuld be fun even juXt fOr a way tO kill XOme time. it can hOXt a tOn Of clientX, we cOuld make it a whOle big thing. makeX me XOcialize mOre, iXn't that yOur whOle thing lately?
TT: Y3AH YOU N33D 7O M337 MOR3 P3OPL3 YOU FUCKING N3RDA55 OWO
TT: IF YOU 57R355 YOUR53LF 7O D3A7H ILL B3 BOR3D AND I CAN7 FUCKING D3AL WI7H 7HA7 OWO
PT: Okay, then i'll get XOme kind Of memO tOgether in a bit. i already have a few ideaX aX tO whO i'm gOing tO invite.
TT: WAI7 WHO 7H3 FUCK DO YOU KNOW 7O INVI73 OWO
PT: yOu'd be XurpriXed at hOw many OtherX i actually knOw.
PT: like yOur perceptiOn Of me iX fair, dOn't get me wrOng.
PT: but at the Xame time, i'm nOt antiXOcial, it juXt helpX tO get me gOing abOut the right thingX.
TT: Y3AH 7HA75 WHA7 YOU ALWAY5 5AY N3RDA55 OWO
TT: ANYWAY I DON7 WAN7 I7 7O JU57 B3 M3 AND YOUR N3RD FRI3ND5 5O YOU B3773R L37 M3 ADD P3OPL3 7OO OWO
PT: yeah yeah, like i Xaid, the game lOOkX like it can hOXt XOme pretty gOOd numberX, have a little faith.
TT: AIGH7 5OUND5 GOOD OWO
TT: AL5O 7HASADKLMNASDLKN
TT: 7HANASDLKNASDLKNASDLKNASDLKNASDLKN
TT: FUCK YOU OWO
TT: WAY 7O L3AV3 M3 HANGING FUCKA55 OWO
TT: DID YOU GO AND FUCKING DI3? OWO
TT: FUCK55 BLINK 7WIC3 IF YOUR3 NO7 D3AD OWO
TT: DON7 MAK3 M3 COM3 7O YOUR HIV3 AND 57AR7 MOVING 5HI7 AROUND OWO
PT: relaX, yOu keep acting like thiX iX the firXt time i've dOne thiX.
PT: thiX iX like... the fOurth time in the paXt three dayX i've dOne thiX.
TT: LOOK I WORRY AND BY 7HA7 I M3AN MIND YOUR FUCKING BU5IN355 OWO
PT: relaX, yOu keep acting like thiX iX the firXt time i've dOne thiX.
PT: thiX iX like... the fOurth time in the paXt three dayX i've dOne thiX.
TT: LOOK I WORRY AND BY 7HA7 I M3AN MIND YOUR FUCKING BU5IN355 OWO
PT: Okay, i'm gOing tO figure Out the memO nOw. dOn't aXXume i'm dead.
TT: OH WAI7 OWO
TT: YOUR3 57ILL UP 7O CA7CHING 7H3 5HOW WI7H M3 7ONIGH7 RIGH7? OWO
PT: that tOtally iX tOnight, iXn't it?
PT: Okay nevermind, memO tOmOrrOw.
TT: CAN7 W3 DO BO7H? OWO
TT: FUCK HOW LONG DO YOU 3XP3C7 A M3MO 7O 7AK3 7HI5 I5 WHY I CALL YOU A FUCKING N3RD OWO
PT: iX that what yOu want me tO dO, Xupreme OverbOXX mikala?
PT: i feign all cOntrOl tO yOu, fOr yOu clearly knOw what tO dO.
TT: I COULD G37 U53D 7O 7HI5 OWO
TT: Y35 7HA75 WHA7 I WAN7 YOU 7O DO YOU FUCKING N3RD I5 7HA7 7OO MUCH 7O A5K OF YOU? OWO
TT: (IF YOU 5AY Y35 I WILL P3R5ONALLY 5HOW UP 7O YOUR HIV3 AND FUCK YOUR 5HI7 UP) OWO
PT: nO, i'm perfectly capable, Xupreme OverbOXX mikala.
PT: i'll get On it nOw.
TT: GOOD 70 KNOW OWO
TT: H3AR FROM YOU 5OON 7H3N FUCKA55 OWO
-- [TT] ceased trolling [PT] at 21:10 --