You can't imagine someone would go out of their way to act nicely to you, so you decide to reply.
-- pragmaticTactician [PT] began trolling fallenGrace [FG] at 1:48 --
PT: hey, thiX iX gOing tO XOund inXane, but i think yOu're the Only One that wOn't judge me fOr hOw Overprepared i am.
PT: i'm Xure yOu're buXy, feel free tO get back tO me whenever, juXt knOw that i'm a huge fan and i'm apprOXimately 98% Xure yOu're the Only One that might be able tO help me with thiX... iXXue.
FG: uhhh
FG: who, uhm
FG: you miight want to double check the trolltag you're trying to message
PT: nO i'm abXOlutely Xure thiX iX the One i want.
PT: legendary planner, tactician and all arOund inXanely intelligent trOllX dOn't fly under my radar.
PT: i knOw whO yOu are, i've read all abOut yOu, and i admire yOu endleXXly fOr yOur XtrategieX. baXed XOme Of mine On Xtuff yOu've dOne.
FG: read about me?
FG: diid you hiit your head?
PT: i dOn't knOw why everyOne aXXumeX that. yeX, but irrelevant.
PT: liiraz, yOu're the beXt.
PT: were the beXt?
PT: cOuld be the beXt again?
PT: definitely at leaXt twO of thOXe.
PT: let me Xend yOu XOme Of what i've dOne, i'll XhOw yOu i'm XeriOuX.
PT: bear with me...
FG: .....
FG: you are actually seriious
FG: ...these are actually really good plans
FG: what's your name?
PT: niXdra. friendX juXt call me niX.
PT: but yeX. beXt tactician arOund, my planX are the beXt.
PT: beXideX yOurX, maybe.
FG: so what do you want niixdra?
PT: juXt tO like.. get tO knOw yOu i gueXX? yOu inXpire me.
FG: you'll forgiive me my skeptiiciism.
FG: what do you really want
FG: someone that plans as much as you doesn't guess thiings
PT: i didn't eXpect to even get thiX far. i want tO knOw yOu.
FG: .......
FG: ..why
FG: would you want to know someone liike me?
PT: yOu're the beXt.
PT: yOu're actually my biggeXt inXpiratiOn.
PT: deXpite it all, yOu remain.
FG: you understand how even talking to me makes you look, riight?
PT: yOu underXtand i never take a riXk that iXn't 100% calculated, right?
FG: you understand answering my question wiith another question iis pretentiious, riight?
PT: yeX.
PT: i thOught it waX funny.
PT: but anywayX, yeX, i underXtand the riXk, XOcial Xtigma, whatever yOu want tO call it.
PT: dOn't care thOugh.
FG: so whats your biig iissue or whatever?
PT: nOthing Xpecific right nOw, i juXt like being ready.
PT: tO knOw XOme Of my Xtuff might get yOu Out Of a jam iX kind Of really cOOl.
PT: like frOm a purely nerdy fanbOy perXpective.
FG: heh
FG: no, ii mean, when you first messaged me you said you were 98% sure that iim the only one who could help you wiith your iissue
FG: diid you just mean your preparedness?
FG: because ii dont see how thats an iissue
PT: well, generally, juXt my preparedneXX.
PT: i have a hangOut thing tOmOrrOw, but that'X pretty much my deal.
FG: your hangout thiing tomorrow iis an issue?
FG: aren't hangouts supposed to be fun?
PT: nOt inherently.
PT: nOt inherently an iXXue anywayX.
PT: XhOuld be fun.
PT: i juXt want tO create the XOcial link.
PT: be able tO call yOu my friend and Xtuff.
FG: oh, uh, well shit
FG: no
FG: ii mean no to iif you're iinviitiing me to the hangout thiing
FG: ii...
FG: ..we could be friiends
FG: iif you really wanted
PT: nO i'm nOt inviting yOu tO the hangOut.
PT: wOuld love tO be friendX thOugh.
FG: ii think iim okay wiith that
PT: alright i'll be in tOuch.
PT: mikala meXXaged me, i need tO anXwer her.
PT: Xuper glad we gOt tO thiX pOint.
FG: yeah, me too actually.
PT: eXcellent.
PT: get back tO yOu in a bit.
PT: it'X been my pleaXure, liiraz.
FG: good talking to you, niix.
-- [PT] ceased trolling [FG] at 2:15 --
PT: hey, thiX iX gOing tO XOund inXane, but i think yOu're the Only One that wOn't judge me fOr hOw Overprepared i am.
PT: i'm Xure yOu're buXy, feel free tO get back tO me whenever, juXt knOw that i'm a huge fan and i'm apprOXimately 98% Xure yOu're the Only One that might be able tO help me with thiX... iXXue.
FG: uhhh
FG: who, uhm
FG: you miight want to double check the trolltag you're trying to message
PT: nO i'm abXOlutely Xure thiX iX the One i want.
PT: legendary planner, tactician and all arOund inXanely intelligent trOllX dOn't fly under my radar.
PT: i knOw whO yOu are, i've read all abOut yOu, and i admire yOu endleXXly fOr yOur XtrategieX. baXed XOme Of mine On Xtuff yOu've dOne.
FG: read about me?
FG: diid you hiit your head?
PT: i dOn't knOw why everyOne aXXumeX that. yeX, but irrelevant.
PT: liiraz, yOu're the beXt.
PT: were the beXt?
PT: cOuld be the beXt again?
PT: definitely at leaXt twO of thOXe.
PT: let me Xend yOu XOme Of what i've dOne, i'll XhOw yOu i'm XeriOuX.
PT: bear with me...
FG: .....
FG: you are actually seriious
FG: ...these are actually really good plans
FG: what's your name?
PT: niXdra. friendX juXt call me niX.
PT: but yeX. beXt tactician arOund, my planX are the beXt.
PT: beXideX yOurX, maybe.
FG: so what do you want niixdra?
PT: juXt tO like.. get tO knOw yOu i gueXX? yOu inXpire me.
FG: you'll forgiive me my skeptiiciism.
FG: what do you really want
FG: someone that plans as much as you doesn't guess thiings
PT: i didn't eXpect to even get thiX far. i want tO knOw yOu.
FG: .......
FG: ..why
FG: would you want to know someone liike me?
PT: yOu're the beXt.
PT: yOu're actually my biggeXt inXpiratiOn.
PT: deXpite it all, yOu remain.
FG: you understand how even talking to me makes you look, riight?
PT: yOu underXtand i never take a riXk that iXn't 100% calculated, right?
FG: you understand answering my question wiith another question iis pretentiious, riight?
PT: yeX.
PT: i thOught it waX funny.
PT: but anywayX, yeX, i underXtand the riXk, XOcial Xtigma, whatever yOu want tO call it.
PT: dOn't care thOugh.
FG: so whats your biig iissue or whatever?
PT: nOthing Xpecific right nOw, i juXt like being ready.
PT: tO knOw XOme Of my Xtuff might get yOu Out Of a jam iX kind Of really cOOl.
PT: like frOm a purely nerdy fanbOy perXpective.
FG: heh
FG: no, ii mean, when you first messaged me you said you were 98% sure that iim the only one who could help you wiith your iissue
FG: diid you just mean your preparedness?
FG: because ii dont see how thats an iissue
PT: well, generally, juXt my preparedneXX.
PT: i have a hangOut thing tOmOrrOw, but that'X pretty much my deal.
FG: your hangout thiing tomorrow iis an issue?
FG: aren't hangouts supposed to be fun?
PT: nOt inherently.
PT: nOt inherently an iXXue anywayX.
PT: XhOuld be fun.
PT: i juXt want tO create the XOcial link.
PT: be able tO call yOu my friend and Xtuff.
FG: oh, uh, well shit
FG: no
FG: ii mean no to iif you're iinviitiing me to the hangout thiing
FG: ii...
FG: ..we could be friiends
FG: iif you really wanted
PT: nO i'm nOt inviting yOu tO the hangOut.
PT: wOuld love tO be friendX thOugh.
FG: ii think iim okay wiith that
PT: alright i'll be in tOuch.
PT: mikala meXXaged me, i need tO anXwer her.
PT: Xuper glad we gOt tO thiX pOint.
FG: yeah, me too actually.
PT: eXcellent.
PT: get back tO yOu in a bit.
PT: it'X been my pleaXure, liiraz.
FG: good talking to you, niix.
-- [PT] ceased trolling [FG] at 2:15 --