You decide, against everyone's better judgement to tell Mikala about the comic.
Forgetting that she's currently out, you open Trollian on your computer, and decide to send her a message.
-- pragmaticTactician [PT] began trolling terminallyTorpedo [TT] at 1:45 --
PT: mikala yOu will never gueXX what juXt happened tO me.
TT: YOUR3 RIGH7 I AM NO7 GOING 7O GU355 WHA7 HAPP3N3D 7O YOU. DID A ROCK CRA5H IN7O YOUR HIV3? OWO
PT: nO, that'X ridiculOuX, i wOuldn't need tO aXk yOu fOr help with that.
PT: the fucking vOiceX in my head are watching uX.
TT: OKAY 5O I AM GOING 7O PR373ND LIK3 WHA7 YOU 5AID DIDN7 5OUND IN5AN3, LIK3 WHA7 I A55UM3 5OM3 5OR7 OF FRI3ND WOULD DO OWO
TT: HOW AR3 VOIC35 IN YOUR H3AD AL5O WA7CHING U5 7HA75 FUCKING 57UPID OWO
PT: i dOn't knOw?? that'X why i need help???
TT: I DON7 KNOW HOW 7O 73LL YOU I DON7 KNOW HOW 7O MAK3 7H3 VOIC35 IN YOUR H3AD NO7 7ALK 7O YOU, BU7 L375 MOV3 PA57 7HA7 FOR NOW OWO
TT: WHY DO YOU N33D MY H3LP, NIX? OWO
TT: I F33L LIK3, ON 7H3 LI57 OF P3OPL3 7HA7 COULD H3LP YOU WI7H YOUR W3IRD BRAIN VOIC35 AND PARANOIA, I AM 7H3 L3A57 CAPABL3 ON3 OWO
PT: i dOn't know, Xhit juXt kind Of wOrkx Out fOr yOu, i waX hOping yOu might have XOme inXight??
PT: nOt a lOt Of peOple even pretend tO believe me, XO...
TT: OKAY OKAY OKAY OWO
TT: 5O 7H3 VOIC35 IN YOUR H3AD AR3 AL5O LIK3 WA7CHING U5 OWO
TT: HOW DO YOU KNOW 7HI5 AND WHA7 7H3 FUCK DO35 7HA7 M3AN? OWO
TT: YOUR3 DROPPING A LO7 OF W3IRD 5HI7 ON M3 RIGH7 NOW BUDDY OWO
PT: i read the cOmic!! it'X pretty cOOl but Once i thOught abOut it, it XeriOuXly Xtarted freaking me Out.
TT: WAI7 WHA7 COMIC? NIX WHA7 7H3 FUCK AR3 YOU 7ALKING ABOU7 OWO
PT: Oh, yeah! there'X a cOmic abOut uX! i Xaw yOu and XithiX Out in the fOreXt!
TT: OKAY 5O NOW YOU AR3 MAKING M3 D3AL WI7H 7HA7 ON 7OP OF 7H3 R3GULAR CRAZY AND I DUNNO HOW 7O D3AL WI7H 7HA7 OWO
TT: I DON'7 KNOW HOW YOU FOUND OU7 5I7HI5 AND I W3R3 IN 7H3 FOR357, BU7 IM GONNA JU57 BRU5H OV3R 7HA7 OWO
TT: WHA7 7H3 AC7UAL FUCK MAN? OWO
PT: i read it!! in the cOmic!!!
PT: liXten, i'm nOt Xtalking yOu, it'X in the cOmic! i'll XhOw yOu!
TT: I AM 57ILL KIND OF OU7 AND ABOU7 DUD3 IM NO7 ABOU7 7O R3AD YOUR W3IRD P5YCHIC COMIC OR WHA73V3R OWO
PT: fine, fine, if yOu're buXy i'll leave yOu alOne, i might have an idea Of whO i need tO talk tO...
TT: 5OUND5 LIK3 A PLAN FUCKA55 OWO
TT: OH! W3 FOUND 5OM37HING FUCKING W3IRD IN H3R3 BU7 I 7HINK 5I7HI5 WAN75 7O 73LL 3V3RYON3 WH3N W3 G37 BACK OR WHA73V3R 5O Y3AH OWO
TT: ANYWAY DON7 GO COMPL373LY CRAZY DUD3 OWO
TT: MAYB3 G37 5OM3 FR35H AIR OWO
PT: nO time, tOO much tO dO. later.
-- [PT] ceased trolling [TT] at 2:20 --
PT: mikala yOu will never gueXX what juXt happened tO me.
TT: YOUR3 RIGH7 I AM NO7 GOING 7O GU355 WHA7 HAPP3N3D 7O YOU. DID A ROCK CRA5H IN7O YOUR HIV3? OWO
PT: nO, that'X ridiculOuX, i wOuldn't need tO aXk yOu fOr help with that.
PT: the fucking vOiceX in my head are watching uX.
TT: OKAY 5O I AM GOING 7O PR373ND LIK3 WHA7 YOU 5AID DIDN7 5OUND IN5AN3, LIK3 WHA7 I A55UM3 5OM3 5OR7 OF FRI3ND WOULD DO OWO
TT: HOW AR3 VOIC35 IN YOUR H3AD AL5O WA7CHING U5 7HA75 FUCKING 57UPID OWO
PT: i dOn't knOw?? that'X why i need help???
TT: I DON7 KNOW HOW 7O 73LL YOU I DON7 KNOW HOW 7O MAK3 7H3 VOIC35 IN YOUR H3AD NO7 7ALK 7O YOU, BU7 L375 MOV3 PA57 7HA7 FOR NOW OWO
TT: WHY DO YOU N33D MY H3LP, NIX? OWO
TT: I F33L LIK3, ON 7H3 LI57 OF P3OPL3 7HA7 COULD H3LP YOU WI7H YOUR W3IRD BRAIN VOIC35 AND PARANOIA, I AM 7H3 L3A57 CAPABL3 ON3 OWO
PT: i dOn't know, Xhit juXt kind Of wOrkx Out fOr yOu, i waX hOping yOu might have XOme inXight??
PT: nOt a lOt Of peOple even pretend tO believe me, XO...
TT: OKAY OKAY OKAY OWO
TT: 5O 7H3 VOIC35 IN YOUR H3AD AR3 AL5O LIK3 WA7CHING U5 OWO
TT: HOW DO YOU KNOW 7HI5 AND WHA7 7H3 FUCK DO35 7HA7 M3AN? OWO
TT: YOUR3 DROPPING A LO7 OF W3IRD 5HI7 ON M3 RIGH7 NOW BUDDY OWO
PT: i read the cOmic!! it'X pretty cOOl but Once i thOught abOut it, it XeriOuXly Xtarted freaking me Out.
TT: WAI7 WHA7 COMIC? NIX WHA7 7H3 FUCK AR3 YOU 7ALKING ABOU7 OWO
PT: Oh, yeah! there'X a cOmic abOut uX! i Xaw yOu and XithiX Out in the fOreXt!
TT: OKAY 5O NOW YOU AR3 MAKING M3 D3AL WI7H 7HA7 ON 7OP OF 7H3 R3GULAR CRAZY AND I DUNNO HOW 7O D3AL WI7H 7HA7 OWO
TT: I DON'7 KNOW HOW YOU FOUND OU7 5I7HI5 AND I W3R3 IN 7H3 FOR357, BU7 IM GONNA JU57 BRU5H OV3R 7HA7 OWO
TT: WHA7 7H3 AC7UAL FUCK MAN? OWO
PT: i read it!! in the cOmic!!!
PT: liXten, i'm nOt Xtalking yOu, it'X in the cOmic! i'll XhOw yOu!
TT: I AM 57ILL KIND OF OU7 AND ABOU7 DUD3 IM NO7 ABOU7 7O R3AD YOUR W3IRD P5YCHIC COMIC OR WHA73V3R OWO
PT: fine, fine, if yOu're buXy i'll leave yOu alOne, i might have an idea Of whO i need tO talk tO...
TT: 5OUND5 LIK3 A PLAN FUCKA55 OWO
TT: OH! W3 FOUND 5OM37HING FUCKING W3IRD IN H3R3 BU7 I 7HINK 5I7HI5 WAN75 7O 73LL 3V3RYON3 WH3N W3 G37 BACK OR WHA73V3R 5O Y3AH OWO
TT: ANYWAY DON7 GO COMPL373LY CRAZY DUD3 OWO
TT: MAYB3 G37 5OM3 FR35H AIR OWO
PT: nO time, tOO much tO dO. later.
-- [PT] ceased trolling [TT] at 2:20 --