You get the sudden urge to give our lovely viewers a smooch

XeemX unneceXXary. are yOu Xure that'X what i want tO dO?

Yes, you absolutely 100% want to give the viewers a smooch. There is no question about the amount of smooching you want to do to the viewers

nO nO i dOnt think i dO want to Xmooch theXe viewerX.

Why are you fighting me so hard on this? I still don't understand how you can actually hear what I'm saying.

hOneXtly im nOt Xure myXelf. but alXO i definitely dOnt want to Xmooch any viewerX.

Fine.

Be that way.

What would you like to do, Nixdra?

why are yOu aXking me? yOure the narratOr, right?

Oh god what have I done?