Get trolled by Mikala


You get a message on your palmhusk.

You wonder which of your many, many friends is deciding to troll you.

Of course, that was a joke, there's only the one. Answer Mikala?

-- terminallyTorpedo [TT] began trolling pragmaticTactician [PT] at 19:35 --
TT: H3Y FUCKA55 AR3 YOU AROUND OWO
PT: uXually. in thiX caXe, yeX. hOw're yOu?
TT: IM FIN3 JU57 SI77ING H3R3 BORED A5 FUCK AND D3CID3D IN573AD OF 57ROKING MY BULG3 ID 7ALK 7O A FRI3ND OWO
TT: WHA7 ABOU7 YOU OWO
PT: beXideX the uXual planning fOr diXaXter? nOthing Xpecial. glad i waX yOur firXt chOice fOr time killing inXtead Of getting yOurXelf Off??
TT: OH 5ORRY I MI57YP3D. I 5HOULD HAV3 5AID I AM GOING 7O 57ROK3 MY BULG3 AND AL5O 7ALK 7O A FRI3ND. OWO
TT: ANYWAY NO7 IMPOR7AN7. MOR3 IMPOR7AN7, DO YOU DO ANY7HING O7H3R 7HAN FUCKING RUN 7HROUGH DI5A5T3R 5C3NARIO5 IN YOUR H3AD YOU GO77A CU7 I7 OU7 WI7H 7HA7 5HI7 MAN I75 GONNA KILL YOU. OWO
PT: the pOint Of it iX tO keep me alive, actually. tO keep all Of uX alive. itX gOing tO dO the OppOXite Of kill me.
PT: alXO nOt the pOint.
PT: nO, i dOn't.
TT: LOOK ALL IM 5AYING I5 YOUR GONNA LIKE 57RE55 YOUR5ELF OU7 OR 5OM3 5HI7 AND 7H3N WH3R3 WILL W3 B3 HMM. OWO
TT: 7HINK ABOUT 7HA7 FOR A BI7 OWO
TT: ANYWAY M3 RIDING YOU ABOU7 7HI5 ISN7 GONNA MAK3 YOU 57OP 5O JU57 DON7 LIK3 DI3 OF 57RE55 OR WHA73V3R. WHA7 AR3 YOU 3V3N PLANNING FOR ANYWAY OWO
TT: 533 FUCKA55 WHA7 DID I 73LL YOU NOW YOU PROBABLY 57R553D YOUR53LF OU7 AND AR3 DYING LIKE 5OM3 FUCKING GOLDBLOOD 5LUG OWO
PT: Xhh, Xhut up, i'm fine. juXt gOt XOme gOOd ideaX.
PT: currently preparing fOOOOOr...
PT: nuclear apOcalypXe.
TT: OU7 OF ALL 7H3 7HING5 YOU COULD B3 PLANNING FOR OWO
TT: YOU D3CID3D OWO
TT: "NUCL3AR APOCALYP53" OWO
TT: WAS 7H3 B357 U53 OF YOUR 7IM3? OWO
TT: YOU HAV3 R3ND3R3D M3 5P33CHLE55 NIX AND 7HA7 DO3SN7 HAPP3N OF73N OWO
PT: thiX iX the lateXt in a lOng liXt.
PT: i'm prepared fOr siX kindX Of invaXiOn, fOur kindX Of OutbreakX, three kindX Of war...
PT: thiX iXn't the firXt thing that came tO mind, mikala.
TT: HOW 7H3 FUCK AR3 YOU PR3PAR3D FOR 5IX- OWO
TT: YOU KNOW WHA7 N3V3R MIND OWO
TT: IM ALMO57 IMPR3553D BU7 OH 5O V3RY V3RY CONC3RN3D FOR YOU BUDDY OWO
TT: MAYBE 7HA7 WILL COM3 IN HANDY BU7 5IX KIND5 OF WAR WHA7 7HE FUCK NIX OWO
PT: what?
PT: like... really. it'X great.
PT: yOu dO realize nObOdy talkX tO me, right? what elXe am i gOnna dO?
TT: WAI7 WHA7 7H3 FUCK I 7ALK 7O YOU IS NO ON3 3L53 7ALKING 7O YOU NO WOND3R YOURE LIK3 THI5 OWO
PT: nO, nObOdy elXe talkX tO me. it'X fine. they'll all underXtand when One Of theXe XituatiOnX gO dOwn.
TT: HOLY 5HI7 3V3RY7HING MAK3S 5O MUCH FUCKING 5EN53 NOW OWO
TT: LOOK W3 GO77A LIK3 HANG OU7 OR 5OM3 5HI7 7HI5 I5 FUCK3D UP WHY AR3 YOU 5O ALONE J3GU5 OWO
TT: 7AK3 YOU 7O A BAR GE7 YOU 5MI773N WI7H A FUCKING RU57 OR 5OME7HING OWO
PT: im fine with my planX thOugh...
TT: LOOK NIX BUDDY JU57 7RU57 M3 H3R3 OWO
TT: YOU CAN 57ILL DO YOUR PLAN 7HING OR WHA73V3R OWO
TT: JU57 LIK3, HI7 UP A BAR WI7H M3 OR 5OM37HING OWO
TT: I 7HINK I75 JU57 W3IRD YOU LOCK YOUR53LF UP OR WHA73V3R YOU 5HOULD 7ALK 7O AC7UAL O7H3R P3OPL3 IN573AD OF PLANNING FOR 5OM3ON3 7O OV3R7HROW 7H3 3MPR355 OR 5OM3 5HI7 OWO
PT: yOu'll thank me when yOu need my planX.
PT: but fine. i'll humOr yOu. when and where?
TT: FUCKING 5ICK OWO TT: I WILL 7HANK YOU AND G37 ON MY FUCKING KN335 FOR YOUR FUCKING FORGIV3N355 IF W3 3V3R N33D ON3 OF YOUR PLAN5 HOW ABOU7 7HA7 OWO
TT: ANYWAY I KNOW 7HI5 FUCKING DIV3 BAR NO7 7OO FAR FROM M3 7HA7 HA5 7HI5 BAND I FUCKING LOV3 PLAY AND I WAN73D 7O GO ANYWAY OWO
TT: L375 JU57 DO 7HA7 OWO
TT: YOU KNOW WH3R3 I LIV3 RIGH7 OWO
TT: IF NO7 ILL JU57 PICK YOU UP LIK3 7OMMORROW OWO
PT: either way wOrkX. i'm keeping yOu tO that prOmiXe thOugh.
PT: yOu'll need One eventually.
TT: NIX YOU KNOW M3 OWO
TT: I AM MANY 7HING5 OWO
TT: BU7 I AM A WOMAN OF MY WORD OWO
TT: I DO WAN7 YOU 7O LIK3 7RY 7O HAV3 FUN 7H3R3 7HO, KK OWO
TT: 7H3 BAND 5LAP5, 7H3 7ROLL5 7H3R3 AR3 HO7 A5 FUCK AND YOU B3773R NO7 JU57 CHILL IN YOUR GODDAMN CORN3R OR WHA73V3R, GO7 I7? OWO
PT: curXeX, my plan diXmantled.
PT: Of cOurXe i wOn't juXt Xit in the cOrner, i plan On giving thiX my all juXt like anything elXe i dO
TT: FUCK Y3AH OWO
TT: I 57ILL HAV3 NO ID3A WHY NO ON3 7ALK5 7O YOU YOUR3 A PR377Y COOL DUD3 NIX A5ID3 FROM 7H3 WHOL3 OWO
TT: "A BILLION FUCKING PLAN5 FOR 7HING5 7HA7 WILL N3V3R HAPP3N" OWO
TT: AND 7HA75 MOR3 QUIRKY 7HAN LIK3, W3IRD I GU355 OWO
PT: dOn't Xay never. bad fOreXight.
PT: Xtill thOugh. i dOn't care that nObody talkX tO me? nOt really Xure why yOu Xeem tO
TT: I75 FUCKING 5AD BRO I WOULD LI73RALLY DI3 OWO
TT: I CAN7 IMAGIN3 B3ING ALON3 WI7H MY 7HOUGH75 ALL DAY ALON3 OWO
TT: LIK3, I WOULD PROBABLY 3ND UP LIK3 YOU OWO
TT: AND I AM GONNA BR3AK YOU OU7 OF 7HA7 LI77L3 5H3LL YOU GO7 GOING ON I75 GONNA FUCKING 5LAP OWO
PT: i truXt yOu, i gueXX
PT: XOundX like fun
TT: FUCK Y35 I7 5OUND5 LIK3 FUN OWO
TT: 5HI7 5I7HI5 I5 PINGING M3 OWO
TT: ILL M355AG3 YOU 7OMORROW 3V3NING OR 5OM37HING 5O W3 CAN DO 7H3 FUCKING HANGOU7 7HING KK? OWO
PT: deal. have fun with XithiX
TT: W3LL 533 OWO
TT: LA73R FUCKA55 OWO
-- [TT] stopped trolling [PT] at 20:15 --