You get a sudden urge to cause chaos. That sounds super fun and a good distraction from how weird today has been. However, you don't think you can really chaos appropriately without a buddy.
Luckily, you happen to know a Mikala. And by knowing a Mikala you have the perfect companion to cause as much chaos as is possible by troll hands. Maybe even by god hands, you haven't ever tested it.
Also, there's this like, gigantic underground library like, right by your house you were wanting to check out anyway, so all in all this seems like a great idea. The only downside is that you're going to have to get out your palmhusk and actually troll Mikala.
Which, is going to be just so much to deal with, you really wish your flask wasn't currently empty at this point.
Oh well, no reason to keep putting it off, you may as well just get it over with now.
You sigh as you pull out your palmhusk, totally unsure of how this will actually end up. You send the first message and hope for the best.
This was absolutely 100% a good idea, no question about it.
-- adjunctConcussion [AC] began trolling terminallyTorpedo [TT] at 20:08 --
AC: hey
AC: tt are you around?
AC: it says you're online, please don't Mess with Me...
AC: look i have soMething very important to ask you...
TT: HOLY 5HI7 FUCKA55 WHA7 DO YOU WAN7? OWO
AC: oh hey there you are!
AC: okay so i have this really cOOl Misson for us to do. a proposition if you will.
AC: check this out: arentyoutiredofbeingnice.png
TT: YOU 5HOULD HAV3 JUS7 OP3N3D WI7H 7HA7 FUCKA55 OWO
TT: OKAY IM IN WHA7 7H3 FUCK AR3 W3 DOING? OWO
AC: i have a sudden urge to just go apeshit and theres a weird abandoned building near My hive and i think we should like...fuck it up!
AC: or at least go in and see whats inside, theres probably cOOl forbidden stuff in there
TT: 5I7HIS YOU KNOW M3 I AM ALWAY5 DOWN 7O FUCK 5HI7 UP OWO
TT: WH3N 5HOULD I 5WING BY? OWO
AC: give Me about an hour or so and then bOOM!!! we can go and cause as Much chaos and Mayhem as you want Mikala. >:)
TT: D3FINIT3LY 533 YOU 5OON FUCKER OWO
-- [TT] ceased trolling [AC] at 21:10 --
AC: hey
AC: tt are you around?
AC: it says you're online, please don't Mess with Me...
AC: look i have soMething very important to ask you...
TT: HOLY 5HI7 FUCKA55 WHA7 DO YOU WAN7? OWO
AC: oh hey there you are!
AC: okay so i have this really cOOl Misson for us to do. a proposition if you will.
AC: check this out: arentyoutiredofbeingnice.png
TT: YOU 5HOULD HAV3 JUS7 OP3N3D WI7H 7HA7 FUCKA55 OWO
TT: OKAY IM IN WHA7 7H3 FUCK AR3 W3 DOING? OWO
AC: i have a sudden urge to just go apeshit and theres a weird abandoned building near My hive and i think we should like...fuck it up!
AC: or at least go in and see whats inside, theres probably cOOl forbidden stuff in there
TT: 5I7HIS YOU KNOW M3 I AM ALWAY5 DOWN 7O FUCK 5HI7 UP OWO
TT: WH3N 5HOULD I 5WING BY? OWO
AC: give Me about an hour or so and then bOOM!!! we can go and cause as Much chaos and Mayhem as you want Mikala. >:)
TT: D3FINIT3LY 533 YOU 5OON FUCKER OWO
-- [TT] ceased trolling [AC] at 21:10 --
That went a lot better than you expected, and now have around an hour to yourself.
To wait.
And remember how lonely you are.
Hmm.
Don't like that.